You know, Kevin and Kell, the anthropomorphic webcomic that is, basically, about family drama and suchlike. Not a bad comic. So I flipped it open, and...Heh. I had the same experience but it was a perfect fit: I opened up the Conan roleplaying game randomly and the first thing my eyes fell upon, I swear, was this item in a price list:
First thing I see: special rules section for "Firing Projectile Weapons Underwater".
Slave, female, beautiful: 60 gold pieces.(I may be misquoting the price, forgive me.) Yep, that's a game with focus!